Maeret Lemons on Rich White Women, Pregnancy and How She Got Into Stand-up Comedy

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Written by: Erin Johnson | August 26

I recently had a chat with Maeret Lemons, a kick-ass comedian and artist in Kansas City. She first entered my radar when I was on the lookout for 10 up-and-coming female comedians, and I just knew I had to speak to her.

Her humor is raw. It stems from a very real place: life. Life isn’t easy, it isn’t perfect, and sometimes it hurts.

But, if you’re lucky, you can take the twisted issues that life throws at you and make them your bitch. You can stand over them and say “I’m not going to let you stand in my way. In fact, I think your attempt to bring me down is pathetically hilarious!”

That’s the basic message (and my interpretation) of Maeret’s comedy. So, when I spoke with her, I wanted to know all about it.

Thanks to her willingness to share the dirty, you can know too.


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What’s up with your name? I’ve never heard it before, at least not spelled like yours. Does it mean something?

Maeret: Actually, it does mean something, but I never knew it until kinda recently. A couple of years ago is when I found out about it. My dad actually named me. He always liked the name Merit, which is English and it’s a boy’s name. He decided to name me that, even though I’m obviously a girl, and spell it differently, so it’s spelled in Gaelic.

Apparently, spelling it in Gaelic makes it a completely different meaning than the English version. And, now that I think about it, the meaning is very fitting. It means “little famous one.”

So, Lemons is your real last name? It’s your maiden name?

Maeret: Yes, it’s my real last name. And I’ve never been married, so… yeah, I was born with it.

(Now this was quite a polite answer, but I like what she put on her Facebook page a few days after our interview MUCH better!)

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(Girl, I totally could’ve handled that answer!)



So, let’s go back to your first name for a sec. Is being “famous” your ultimate goal?

MAERET: Not exactly… Not really. I mean, what I want is to be known for being good at my craft, you know? I don’t care to have “fans.” To me, my audience is my partner. The people who like me, who might say they’re a fan, are my partners. That’s how I feel about it. My comedy is about the laughs, not the attention. I want to make people feel something. If I’m well known for anything, I want that to be it.

Partner. Wow. I mean, that’s pretty deep. I like it.

MAERET: I guess, yeah. I mean, affirmation is few and far between. It’s fickle. I think the best leaders don’t want followers. They want partners.

Like, “we’re in this together?”

MAERET: Exactly.

This is where we both busted out singing Kumbaya. O.K., not really. But it would’ve been awesome.

That’s kind of how I feel about my comedy. I mean, I’m not technically a comedian, but when I make people laugh, it’s because I want them to be changed somehow. Comedy, though, isn’t what I started out to do. And it wasn’t for you, either, was it?

MAERET: No, actually, it really wasn’t. I mean, I’ve always loved comedy. I just love to laugh. And, if I can make other people laugh, then I know I’ll laugh. So, it’s just guaranteeing laughs. But, I actually started out in design. I graduated from a design school in Denver and was an interior designer for ten years.

I watched one of your sketches on Youtube and you mentioned your student loans and such. So, what made you go into design in the first place?

MAERET: Well, going to college is what I was “supposed to do.” So, I did. I picked design because I like it. I mean, I’m an artist. Any kind of art: design, drawing, comedy — I like it all. I just thought interior design was gonna be something that —like, I thought it was the right fit.

But it really wasn’t.


What was the turning point? The “thing” that made you realize you needed to make a change? Was there a defining moment?

MAERET: Well, I was somewhat successful. I mean, I was living paycheck to paycheck, but I was maintaining. I was doing alright. But, I realized that to really earn a good living with interior design, I had to work harder. Really, that kind of success in interior design wasn’t something I felt like working hard for. It wasn’t making me happy.

I can relate to that.

MAERET: I think a lot of people probably can. You know? I mean, it’s like, especially for me at that point, we’re minions living a meaningless life, doing something we don’t like. Or, we’re doing it because we’re complacent. Maybe the money is good, but will it make the world a better place for all the money?

Yeah, unfortunately, most people aren’t working at their “dream job.” 

MAERET: Yeah, and I just knew that couldn’t be it. I mean, I’ve always felt like I’m supposed to do something great — and it’s not just me, we all are meant for something great. I wasn’t meant to live my life out that way. I felt it. I woke up one morning, a few years ago, and started asking myself some tough questions.

Like, is this all it’s supposed to be? Am I in the right place?

MAERET: Exactly. I mean, I was real about it. Is design supposed to be what I “do” for the rest of my life? Is it really something I’m good at? Am I wasting my time? What is that I am good at, if not this?


So, how did you know you’d be good at comedy? Were there other career options you considered in-between interior design and comedy?

MAERET: Um, no. I had no idea if I was “good” at comedy. I hadn’t done it before. Ever. But, when I thought about what I wanted to do at the core, it was make people laugh — make them happy. I wasn’t even sure what an open mic night was, but I’d heard of it. And, so the morning I woke up asking myself the tough questions, I decided to find out for myself.

So, you just went to an open mic night, that night?

MAERET: Well, no, it was later that week. I’m kind of like the Forest Gump of comedy. I just woke up one day and decided to do it — so I did it.  But, it actually took a few days. I looked all around on the internet and stuff, trying to find an open mic night. When I found one, I went. I sat there listening, taking it all in. The very next night, I went back and signed up. I performed the second night I’d ever been to open mic night.

Wow, so you have some balls, huh?

MAERET: Ha! I guess! I mean, I knew I had to try. What else was I waiting for? I remember the guy putting my name on the list. I was, like, shaking as I stood there, waiting for my turn. I’ll never forget that feeling when I walked up to the stage. Terrifying. And, also, liberating. Thank God people laughed that night! But, I have had my share of bad moments. Not everyone always appreciates my humor. And, I know it’s more about them than it is about me.

So, how do you handle those moments? What runs through your mind?

MAERET: I’m here for me — to say what I want to say and to feel how I feel. I’m a comedian. I’m just trying to entertain people, not get people to agree with me. I mean, most of the time, when there are some silent moments and no one laughs, it’s always a crowd with a bunch of rich, white women who’ve never struggled. They don’t get it. They don’t get me.

I’ve had some rough times, and I deal with it in my comedy. Like my joke about my son being an STD. I mean, come on people, I really don’t see him that way. I love him! But, I’m a single mother. And, there were nights when I lay in bed crying myself to sleep because I was alone in it [pregnancy]. I was having to deal. I find the more privileged people are, the more offended they are. My response to them is: “You don’t get to judge me.”

Ha! Personally, I loved that joke. I get it. Screw anyone who won’t laugh at your jokes or circumstances — at least you can laugh about them!

MAERET: Oh man, being a single parent is so f-ing hard. I can only lean on me. I had to engineer my life in such a way as to be available for him — and I am. Being a comedian, saying what I do — like laughing at my pregnancy — that doesn’t make me a bad mother or person. It makes me real. Victory is being able to laugh.

And that’s what I like about you — you’re real. I can’t stand fake. I can’t stand stupid, either, but that’s another interview.

MAERET: (She laughs. I made her laugh!) Yeah, some people are stupid… But, I’m just at the point where I’m gonna be who I am, regardless of what people think or expect of me. At least I’m pursuing something. I’m pursing my dreams. Even when it’s hard, I’m doing something I love.

Dammit. I’m, like, tearing up over here. I can relate to so much of what you said. I’ve always loved comedy, stand-up especially. Someday I might just add that to my list of “crap I wanna do.”

MAERET: You should. You should do what makes you happy. I’ll tell you, some honest advice here, the reality is you can’t have hard work or talent, you have to have both. If you don’t believe in yourself in your heart, the winds of discouragement will come. It’s such a long road, and a lot of hard work, and there are no guarantees. People will ask me, “How do I become more funny.” I don’t know, go through some tough shit or something. Seriously, you have to suffer.

Well, I guess I just need to get my ass on a stage somewhere and see if I have what it takes! There’s not as many chicks in the business. We shouldn’t try to “out-do” each other. People don’t have a laugh quota. There’s enough laughs to go around.

MAERET: Right! Comedy has no race or gender. It’s comedy, and it speaks to everyone. That’s another reason I co-founded It’s a site where comedians in the Kansas City area can get information on open mic nights, events or contests. It’s also a site where comedians can register and get their own, free landing page. It’s a great promotional utility. I’m not about self-promoting. It’s about all of us.

Cue Kumbaya.

So, is this it for you? Any other plans or goals?

MAERET: I still sell my artwork. Drawing is something I will always do. I sold it on the side, in my early stand-up days, to help make ends meet. It’s not the bulk of what I do now, but I’ve put my artwork on apparel and household items to make it more accessible. I still sell posters I’ve made for comedy events.

Well, it’s unique to see a chick do comic book-style artwork. Plus, it’s damn good artwork.

MAERET: Thanks! Yeah, I love that style. It speaks to me.

Maeret, it truly was a pleasure talking with you. I hope to do it again sometime.

Now, dear readers, share this article on your social media outlet and to go to Maeret’s page and check out more about her. I can’t decide which I love more, the shirts or throw pillows. Freaking awesome!

Have a question for me? Hit me up on Twitter, @ErinJWN. Or, you know, post it in the comments below. Whichevs.

Stay up to date with Maeret’s upcoming events on her website and you can also check her out on Facebook,  Twitter and Instagram.

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Erin is known for going full-force into life and her passions. She doesn't hesitate to help people and she will always seek justice. So, don't plan on robbing a house in her neighborhood, because she WILL chase you down barefoot in the middle of the night and detain you until police arrive. And, if you call her a smart ass, don't be surprised when her response is "At least I'm not a dumb ass."

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