Going To A Job Fair? Try One Of These 22 Pick-Up Lines On The Recruiter

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Written by: Greg Rollett | July 09

If you’re like most people at a job fair, you are uncomfortable, out of your element and know that you need to do something to catch the eye and attention of a recruiter to land an interview and make mom and dad proud.

Kinda reminds me of speed dating.

The next time you waltz into a job fair, try sweet-talking your way to an interview with a recruiter using one of these pick-up lines. We’ve revised them to help you get the job of your dreams. (Don’t worry, these have all been tested by bros at bars around the world, they gotta work).

We grabbed all of these pickup lines from@FinePickUpLine on Twitter.

Pickup Line #1: Do you know why the call center hired me? Because I’m a smooth operator.

How To Use It At A Job Fair: Actually, this one doesn’t even need any adjusting. Perfect for landing you a sweet overnight gig working the phone room for AT&T or Sears.

 

Pickup Line #2: Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.”

How To Use It At A Job Fair: Write the following on a napkin and hand it to the recruiter: “Smile if I’m the right guy/girl for the job.”

 

Pickup Line #3: You know what material this is? (grab your shirt) Boyfriend material.

How To Use It At A Job Fair: You know what material this is? (grab your suit jacket, tie or dress shirt) Employee of the month material.

Pickup Line #4: Your place or mine? Tell you what…I’ll flip a coin. Heads at my place, tails at yours.

How To Use It At A Job Fair: When do I start? Tell you what… I’ll flip a coin. Heads today. Tails tomorrow.

 

Pickup Line #5: With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of super children!

How To Use It At A Job Fair: With my IQ and your company, we can make some big profits together!

 

Pickup Line #6: On a scale of 1 to 9, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

How To Use It At A Job Fair: Again, this one is perfect. They need you. You’re the one that will help them soar to profits!

Pickup Line #7: My name’s (your name). Just so you know what to scream.

How To Use It At A Job Fair: My name’s (your name). Just so you know who to address the offer to.

 

Pickup Line #8: (Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like

How To Use It At A Job Fair: (Take a photo o the person running the booth) I want to show my mom what my next boss looks like.

 

Pickup Line #9: Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you’re dope.

How To Use It At A Job Fair: Whisper to the recruiter: Does your company sell drugs, because you guys are dope.

Pickup Line #10: Hey, tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

How To Use It At A Job Fair: Hey, tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for any other candidates today.

 

 

Pickup Line #11: You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.

How To Use It At A Job Fair: You must be one heck (you can’t curse out of the gate) of a thief, because you stole my resume rom across the room.

 

Pickup Line #12: When I look into your eyes, it’s like a gateway into the world of which I want to be apart.

How To Use It At A Job Fair: When I look into your company, it’s like a gateway into the world where I want to spend the next 10-20 years of my life.

Pickup Line #13: There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount

How To Use It At A Job Fair: There’s a lot of companies here today, but you’re the only one I came to see.

 

Pickup Line #14: Is this the Matrix, because I think you’re the one.

How To Use It At A Job Fair: I like this one straight up. Just like Morpheus was so certain about Neo, let the recruiter know they are the one.

 

Pickup Line #15: Is that the sun coming up or is that just you lightening up my world?

How To Use It At A Job Fair: I know it’s the morning and the sun is just coming up, but you guys are lighting up my world.

 

Pickup Line #16: There’s something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

How To Use It At A Job Fair: There’s something wrong with your corporate directory. it doesn’t have my extension in it.

 

Pickup Line #17: Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

How To Use It At A Job Fair: Why don’t you surprise your CEO and make an offer to me tonight?

 

Pickup Line #18: You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did.

How To Use It At A Job Fair: You might as well hire me, because I’m going to tell everyone on Twitter you did.

Pickup Line #19: Is your last name Gillette, because you’re the best a man can get?

How To Use It At A Job Fair: Is your last name Gilette, because you’re the best job a man can get!

 

Pickup Line #20: They call me milk because I do a body good.

How To Use It At A Job Fair: OK, maybe this isn’t the best one to use when trying to get a job.

 

Pickup Line #21: Let me see your palm, I want to read your future. (Write your phone number on her hand). There’s your future.

How To Use It At A Job Fair:  Let me see your palm, I want to read your future. (Write your start date on their hand). That’s the day I start after our interview.

Pickup Line #22: My phone’s feeling a little empty. Why don’t we fill it up with your number?

How To Use It At A Job Fair: My calendar is feeling a little lonely. Why don’t we fill it up with an interview?

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