23 Terrible #StraightOutta Instagrams To Make You Want To Unfollow Life

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Written by: Dan Perichino | August 14

Straight Outta Compton, the biodrama about the comeuppance and revolution of the late 80’s & 90’s rap group N.W.A., hits theaters today, August 14th.

We were even #blessed with Dr. Dre’s newest album, Compton, in the form of a movie soundtrack after his 16 year hiatus.

But of course, when there is a ying, there is a yang — and that yang comes in the form of a terrible new Instagram hashtag trend, #straightoutta.

Here’s a collection of some of the worst ones we found.

1. #StraightOuttaDaHood

Hipster Gandalf says: “You shall not laugh.”

 

2. #StraightOuttaDaKitchen

#StraightOutta #Kitchen #ChefLife #ChefProblems #HadToMakeIt

A photo posted by David M. (@cheflmo) on

Maybe you should have made the bitter old couple their rump roast instead of this Insta?

 

3. #StraightOuttaMyMom

Ft. My Baller Mustache #sickstache #straightoutta #mymom

A photo posted by Damon Gonzales (@dgonzales88) on

Maybe he should’ve stayed there. With his baller mustache.

 

4. #StraightOuttaFiction

https://instagram.com/p/6SXPAFnmUs/

Atheists: Like Vegans but without the dietary restrictions.

 

5. #StraightOuttaFlavortown

#straightoutta #flavortown this is a movie I'd go see if they served what he was eating during the show #GuyFieri

A photo posted by lady june (@juniejunielovelove) on

Diners, dive bars, and drive-bys.

 

6. #StraightOuttaMilk

https://instagram.com/p/6SX8hWPEiH/

Even the 1%ers are getting in on the action!

 

7. #StraightOuttaMe

#straightoutta ……lyk4lyk

A photo posted by stix (@iamstix_jnr) on

Is that you, Jaden Smith?

 

8. #StraightOuttaIlluminati

Only thing this guy is straight out of is his IG character limit.

 

9. #StraightOutta_________

https://instagram.com/p/6SbHb9jB1X/?taken-by=barrows197

Straight outta content, apparently.

 

10. #StraightOuttaHell

#straightoutta #hell #straightouttacompton #beatsbydre

A photo posted by Prashant Choudhary (@switchtoprashant) on

Between the shirt and Christmas lights, it looks like they have an Urban Outfitters in Hell.

 

11. #StraightOuttaHeaven

https://instagram.com/p/6SNFxyAU0g/?taken-by=abangad

Today I learned Heaven is in Detroit.

 

12. #StraightOuttaBed

Yes, yes you are.

 

13. #StraightOuttaMumsWomb

ಠ_ಠ

 

14. #StraightOuttaFcuksGiven

https://instagram.com/p/6R3BT_xo-L/

Straight out of time to proofread. I have a hunch she’s probably not talking about French Connection UK either.

 

15. #StraightOuttaYoGirlsHouse

https://instagram.com/p/6RPu4wJpHS/?taken-by=vheeriv93

This total hunk is jking, but still.

 

16. #StraightOuttaCanada

Canadian Tire loyalty program dollars? Now that’s gangsta.

 

17. #StraightOuttaFeelings

#straightoutta #ftb #thesehoesaintloyal #straightouttamexico #straightouttafeelings #straightouttasomewhere

A photo posted by Omar Rodriguez (@don_omar88) on

This edgy dude tried to be “the man”, but only got as far as being “that guy”.

 

18. #StraightOuttaSchmargendorf

German words make me giggle.

 

19. #StraightOuttaBalls

I’m actually impressed by this one — I mean how does a joke get old so fast? Wow!

 

20. #StraightOuttaClamChowta

#RPP #REDPILLPLAYERS #STRAIGHTOUTTA #STRAIGHTOUTTACLAMCHOWTA #LAUGHS #GIGGLES #FUNNY #IMPROV

A photo posted by Leslie Johnson (@and_scene_) on

Woah, such #FUNNY #IMPROV.

 

21. #StraightOuttaFashionTruck

We love getting in and outta fashion trucks! ❤️ if you agree! #fashiontruck #FASHIONTRUCKTAKEOVER

A photo posted by Find a Fashion Truck (@fft_official_) on

More like #StraightOuttaSteinmart.

 

22. #StraightOuttaTheFarm

#StraightOutta

A photo posted by Cesar Garcia (@iamcesarg) on

Yeah, the farm-acy. You should probably get that thing on your lip checked out.

 

23. #StraightOuttaTheFriendZone

https://instagram.com/p/6S2H2wof3K/?taken-by=benkayjr

Sorry guy, but just because she unfriended you on Facebook doesn’t technically mean you’re out of the friend zone.

 

Have one to add to the list? Leave it in a comment below.

 

Dan Perichino is a featured writer at Ambitious.com. You can catch him not posting #StraightOutta IG posts @dperichino, and on twitter @yakkybeats.

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Dan Perichino

Dan is a mild-mannered millennial who enjoys Spikeball, dressing like a dad and enjoying a nice stout on the weekends. When he's not composing lifestyle tips for the Ambitious, he is often found trying to prevent his golden doodle, Banks, from bringing sticks into the house. Moreover, while his social media presence is far reaching, don't bother looking for him... he'll find you. Just kidding, follow him on Twitter, Instagram or Facebook.

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